Slightly Disturbing: Fruits & Water

[x nayatrei x]

i don't think this qualifies for "mature"...

3 guys are out in this desert. they're dehydrated, they're dying, they need water DESPERATELY. So they come upon this village and they beg the chief of the village people for water. the chief says that if they each bring back ten fruits, he will give them water.
so the 1st guy goes and brings back 10 apples. he asks if he can have water now. The chief says that he has to shove all 10 up his *** and if he doesn't make any sound while doing so he can have water. if he makes a sound they're gonna kill him. (obviously, the first guy fails and he's killed)
so 2nd guy comes with 10 grapes, really small, right? same rules. so he's going along fine but as he's doing the 10th grape he starts laughing like a madman and gets killed. so why was he laughing?
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BECAUSE THE THIRD GUY WAS COMING ALONG AND HE WAS HOLDING 10 PINEAPPLES!

[jOaNnAxD]

This was already posted, but yeah, it made me laugh the first time I read it.

[[hello lover.] teenage dirtbag.]

haha. this made me giggle. =)

[JAN-O-SAUR]

haha, i've seen this before. hahah...pineapples, ouch. xP

[BlackandWhitePoley]

Why wouldn't they just EAT the fruit?

Ben

[AznMonkeyG]

I've heard of this joke before, except it was watermelons, not pineapples.

[Nocturnal.]

This is another version from another that was posted here. At least, I'm pretty sure it was posted here. Something about Cannibals.

[nicoleboo ‹3]

Haha, I`d laugh even if I didn`t see the next guy coming up with pineapples.

[Gawon]

LOL. I feel bad for the third guy.

[imported_alphakilo]

no....this is way too old. but it's still a little amusing.