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Old 08-14-2006, 06:21 PM

WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
  1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
  2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
  3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
  4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
  5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
  6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
  7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
  9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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Old 08-14-2006, 07:36 PM
Haha, clever. The size one made me smiled. *whistle*
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Old 08-14-2006, 08:11 PM
HAHAHA! I love this.
But I'd rather a guy than a Christmas tree.

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Old 08-16-2006, 01:11 AM
^^ like screamingsilence said, i'd prefer to have a guy than a tree.
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:49 AM
lmfao. the sizes are hilarious.
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:53 AM
Wahha, It took me awhile to get the first one.
Nice ones.


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Old 08-17-2006, 06:00 AM
haha, men have "sell by" dates? =P


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Old 08-18-2006, 08:00 PM
Haha, I think I get it now :P


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Old 08-19-2006, 11:05 AM
yeah...not really funny...
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:41 PM
LOL. This joke would be nice for Christmas

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