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Old 08-22-2006, 07:34 AM
Got it from Tanya from LeJi
Sorry if its been posted before
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In class, a girl came up to her teacher and asked,

"Teacher, can my mommy get pregnant?"

The teacher thought about it and asked,

"How old is your mother, dear?"

The girl replied, "45"

Then the teacher said, "Yes, your mother can get pregnant."

"How about my sister?" the little girl asked.

"How old is your sister, dear?"

"She's 20," the girl replied.

The teacher answered, "Yes, she can."

"Well, can I get pregnant?" the little girl asked.

The teacher wondered where this was going and answered,

"No, you can't get pregnant."

A little boy standing next to the girl heard this and said,

"See? I told you we have nothing to worry about!"


yeah, it's there.
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:16 PM
HOW OLD are they? Already thinking about it..

I didn't even know about "it" until I was about 13-14. >.<
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Old 08-23-2006, 01:55 AM
LMAO. I don't think they know that they have to have it to get pregnant, they probably thought it was like you had to be a certain age to get pregnant. I don't know. But I knew about it when I was like 7?

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Old 08-23-2006, 02:21 AM
that's pretty sick.

ew... you knew it at 7? pretty early, isn't that?

i dont even remember when i knew about it

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Old 08-24-2006, 05:16 AM
that's just wrong. o_o


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Old 08-25-2006, 03:26 AM
I knew about it when I was really young cause my Mom was open about it.

But this joke is kind of funny :P

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Old 08-26-2006, 12:21 AM
that was funny...
i didnt know abot it until i was 12-13...well in 7th grade when i took sex-ed

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...i guess i was wrong
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Old 03-10-2007, 01:18 PM
Lol. I figured "it" out since I was in first grade.
I heard this joke before, but I still find it funny.

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Old 05-10-2007, 04:34 PM
haha that was funny. Kids..

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Old 06-01-2007, 03:31 AM
ahahahaha. good stuff.
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