The Afroman, the Donkey, and the Orange

[Ekli]

Hello~
I've been writing for a long time, and I finally decided to post one of my stories I started recently!
I'm sorry I don't have better posters for you to look at TT. Just visualize!
And if you are actually reading this, please leave a comment or something. I don't want to keep posting if nobody wants to read it xD.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy it!

Don't expect anything from this T_T

That's some nice artwork, huh? xD

The Afroman, the Donkey, and the Orange

Prologue

Every step you take in life can change everything.
Everything you do can change who you are, in a split second.
But I didn't realize this.
I was a bored teenager, and it was summer.
What started out as a joke, something to keep me entertained, turned into something bigger.
I made a certain document, and fought a certain fight.
I didn't know this, but these two events would change everything.
And so my story begins.
Complete with a Pacman Conspiracy.

Chapter 1

It was a month before my first day of school, 11th grade.
I sleep all morning, so by the time I woke up that day, it was about 3 PM.
How am I able to sleep in this late, you ask?
Well you see, 2 factors control that.
1)I stay up all night, either watching dramas or playing Final Fantasy games. My goal this summer was to beat them all...but sadly I have not.
2)My little brother is the only one home with me. He knows better not to wake me up. Heh.
So after a long night of what I call 'Dragaming', I woke up bit tired. And delirious.
'WATER!' I screamed loudly. I was so thirsty! I think I was dehydrated. 'NEED WATER!'
I could hear footsteps pouding up the stairs as my brother ran up to my room.
'HERE YOU GO!' Aww. What a good, obedient little child. I patted his head, and he ran back down the stairs immediatly.
I'll tell you one thing. Fear gives me power.
As Spiderman's uncle said, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'
I take responsibility though.
I just boss him around!
Anyways, I suppose I should explain who and what I am. My name is Rin. I'm 17 years old. I'm about 5'7, and I have short dark hair. Oh, and I should also mention that I'm not a short man, but I'm acutally a girl. Just for future reference.
I drank all my water, then realized I had to pee really bad. So I jumped out of my Star Wars theme bedroom, and blindly ran into the bathroom, but not without hitting my head on the doorway.
After I peed, and that was a long pee, I looked into the miror.
'AHHH' I screamed for the second time that day.
My face was greasy as hell, and my hair was sticking up like crazy. Oh wait, my hair looked perfect. But my FACE! OH MY GOD.
'SHOWER...NEED SHOWER!'
I stripped and jumped into the shower, and finally washed my greasy face. I then tried to breath a sigh of relief, but instead breathed in water.
Obviously this wasn't a good start to my day.
I got out of the shower, put on my favorite summer apparel, and looked into the mirror. Good! My skin was flawless and smooth, and not with shiny with grease! I did the Final Fantasy success dance. Dun dun dun dun dunnnn dun DUN DUN DUN!
After the initial happiness of drinking cold water and washing my dirty face, I then realized I was bored again. I beat FFX last night, so I didn't want to start a new game until tonight.
I walked back into my room, and sprawled out on the floor. Wah, my room was so beautiful. My ceiling was dark blue, with fake stars all over it, and my walls were multicolored. My bed had Star Wars covers on it, and it was in the shape of a Star Wars space ship. I had all the vintage Star Wars posters covering my walls, but I also had posters from all my favorite dramas and games. I even had a dramacase(aka bookcase) full of dramas from all over the world. I could go on and on about my magnificent room. Tears were brought to the eyes of whoever beheld this beautiful sight. I got over it though.
Oh, and of course I have R2D2 in the corner of my room. My mother built him, and he's been my babysitter since I was a child. He and I go way back. He's like a mother to me.
I should mention one last thing, my bird. I have a huge Hyacinth Macaw that lives with us too. He talks all the time, like one of those rabid fangirls. His name is Edison, and he's the same age as me. When I was about 3 years old, I found him in the backyard. You might have 2 questions concerning this.
1) Why was a 3 year old child out in the backyard alone?
Well, you see, R2D2 was with me. He constitutes as a person in my eyes, thank you very much.
2) How did you find a Hyacinth Macaw in a suburban backyard?
I often wonder that myself.
You might have wondered awhile back--- Your mother builds robots? Yes, actually she does. That's why she's always gone. She goes overseas all the time, and promotes the robots her company builds.
I have three brothers. They're my only family.
One is 11 years old, and his name is Roger. He's my slave.
My other brother is 18 years old, and his name is Vin. My mother wanted twins, so now she just pretends we are. Rin and Vin. Cute, isn't it? Vin likes to think he's a badass. Well, to other people I guess he is. But he cooks for us every night, and wears pink aprons. He's my protector. If anyone messes with me, problems arise. He taught me how to fight too, so usually he just cheers me on. He is the one who made people fear me, if they don't know me. I'm not THAT scary though...I just play Final Fantasy too much! (Cue FF theme song.)
And my oldest brother...well he's a differant story. His name is Jonah. The only way I can put it is...that he's a bible thumper. He likes to think he's pefect too. But he's not! I've caught him being imperfect. I caught him SWEARING. Clear signs that he plays Ragnarok too much.
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I was lying on my bed, deliriously thinking of what to do next, when that drama I'd been watching a few days ago popped into my head. The girl made a boyfriend application and...hm. I stopped watching there. Keke~ maybe I should try it. YES! That's what I'll do! So I got to work.
This should be interesting, I thought evily.
I'll finish that drama with my own story!

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Eye color:
Natural&Current Hair Color:
Describe Looks:
Describe Personality:
Cell Phone Number/Email Address:
Education:
Reasons for filling this out:
Ideal Girl:
Ideal Date:
Favorite Movie(s):
Tattoos/Peircings?:
Musical Prefrences:
Special Skills:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Why Should I pick you?:
Please list 3 refrences(preferably hot males) and list their phone numbers or email addresses:
Please email me this form at Rin___@ hotmail.com
Or, if you know me personally, give it to me. I'll give you an extra point.
( Keep in mind that I DON'T do long distance relationships d^_^b )
Add a picture!
Thank you ^0^

I made my own website a few years ago, and suprisingly it got popular. I put up some photos of me and of other things I like, and I also have a blog. I get alot of comments and visitors! I put videos on there too. It's really fun!
So I did what any other sane person would do. I posted the Boyfriend Application on my website!
And then, I waited.

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This chapter is boring T_T. It gets alot better though, if I do say so myself !
Keep reading please, and give me some feedback! ^^